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Elizabeth Hurley, Week 8 COUGAR HOF Inductee 7.6.2009

tommyzman — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:14:05 +0000


Born: Elizabeth Jane Hurley, Hampshire, England, June 10, 1965 (Age : 44) • Birth Sign: Gemini

			For the record – actor Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for quite sometime… until he was caught hanging with a skanky black hooker in LA. And THAT gets a rousing WTF??? from me and every red blooded man I know. After viewing the pics below, you may agree that Ms. H. is one of the sexiest women we have featured to date.

Bright, articulate, charming, cute, and sexy beyond imagination, Liz Hurley makes men produce testosterone triple their normal levels. At 44, she’s been around a while, but it was her appearances as Vanessa Kennsington in the Austin Powers movies that got US audiences pining for this bodacious Brit. It’s a safe bet that Hurley could have her pick of any man in the world, and did just that by marrying Indian textile magnate, Arun Nayar. At the wedding, singer Elton John gave Liz away as he was no doubt, the honorary mother of the bride. As a model, actress, and owner of her own line of swimwear, this bedazzling beauty was an easy choice as the latest edition to the COUGAR Hall of Fame. And may I again go on record as stating that Hugh Grant is completely out of his bloody f@#king mind.

FACTOIDS ON ELIZABETH HURLEY… • Her film debut in a Hollywood movie was in the Wesley Snipes action drama Passenger 57 • Spokesperson and model for Estee Lauder • Was quoted as saying, “I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” • Named #45 in FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World • special supplement • She claims to have not watched television since 1979 • Says she gets her “hot-date look” by eating vast quantities of watercress soup • Her Irish father was a major in the British Army, while her Anglican mother was a teacher at Kempshott Infant School • In 2000, she was publicly criticized for breaking a five-month acting strike to film an Estée Lauder advertisement, for which she was fined $100,000 by the Screen Actors Guild and labeled “Elizabeth Scably” by protesters • In April 2005, Elizabeth Hurley Beach, her beachwear line that she also models every summer, was launched at Harrods in the UK • She owns a fully organic 400 acre farm where she raises animals for slaughter

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Catherine Zeta Jones, Week 7 COUGAR HOF Inductee, 6.29.2009

tommyzman — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:26:56 +0000


Born: Catherine Zeta Jones, Mumbles, Wales, September 25,. 1969 (Age: 39) • Birth Sign: Libra

			I think we can all agree on two things: this vixen is sexy beyond reproach -- and husband Michael Douglas is one lucky son of a bitch. With her birthday in September, Ms. Jones is a Newbie Cougar about to cross over into the Classique Cougar category… but, do you really care? Nah, cuz she’s just so incredibly hot.

Unknown to U.S. audiences, Catherine was a star in England for several years, including a very popular television actress. But in 1998, all that changed as she starred opposite Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins as the sultry Elena Murrieta in Martin Campbell’s, The Mask of Zoro. She was highly acclaimed in the 2,000 flick, Traffic, where critics felt she was worthy of an Academy Award as white-collar drug kingpin’s wife. (I think she’s worthy of a good spanking, but that’s how I roll.) But all good things come to those who wait (and work their god damned asses off) as she took the Oscar for best supporting actress in the Hollywood adaptation of the Broadway hit, Chicago. It is said that no one was really aware that she was able to sing and dance, but blame it on us Neanderthals who sport wood every time this Welsh hottie takes to the screen. All hail T-Moblie’s spokesbabe as the eleventh official inductee into the prestigious COUGAR HOF.

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FACTOIDS ON CATHERINE ZETA JONES… Her mother, Patricia (née Fair), was an Irish seamstress, and her father, David “Dai” Jones, was a Welsh sweet factory owner • Starred in Mariette in the successful British television adaptation of H. E. Bates’ The Darling Buds of May • She claims that when they met, now husband, Michael Douglas used the line “I’d like to father your children.” • She bought her 84-year old grandma a new pair of knees for Christmas • She is the highest paid actress in Britain • CZJ loves to golf • Her and husband Michael Douglas share the same birthday • Earned a Golden Globe nomination for her performance in Traffic • She is afraid of turkeys (can’t make crap like that up • Catherine’s first major role came in the 1996 action film, The Phantom • She has stated in public that she wishes that Tommy Z lived closer to her.

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Diane Lane, Week 6 COUGAR HOF Inductee, 6.22.2009

tommyzman — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:38:32 +0000


Born: Diane Lane, New York, NY, January 22,. 1965 (Age: 45) • Birth Sign: Aquarius

			Diane Lane has been acting since she was six years old, and at the age of forty-four, this lady is one smoking hot elder kitten. She’s become an incredibly popular actress, and over the past month or so, she has been one of the most heavily requested woman to be up for induction into the early stages of the COUGAR Hall of Fame.

Yes, Ms. Lane is incredibly sexy and has become a heck of a versatile actress, appearing in well known films such as Must Love Dogs, Under the Tuscan Sun, Judge Dredd, The Cotton Club, Hardball, A Walk on the Moon, and the box office smash hit, The Perfect Storm -- a role that catapulted her career and put her on many a guy’s radar. But it was the 2002 film, Unfaithful that garnered her a Best Actress nomination, starring opposite Richard Gere. This film had some of the most intense sexual scenes I have ever seen outside an X rated flick. She has an affair with a young French art-teest and throughout the movie the guy bangs her like a loose shutter in a hurricane. Dayum she is so stinkin’ hot in that flick! Hey, she’s so stinkin’ hot all the time. Diane has a classic beauty and sultry sexiness that us guys just love and is quite the worthy inductee for this week’s COUGAR Hall of Fame.

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FACTOIDS ON DIANE LANE… Married to actor, Josh Brolin (lucky bastid.) • Made her screen debut in George Roy Hill’s 1979 film A Little Romance, starring opposite Laurence Olivier • Her mother, Colleen Farrington, was a night club singer and Playboy centerfold (Miss October 1957), who was also known as “Colleen Price.” • Her father, Burton Eugene Lane, was a Manhattan drama coach who ran an acting workshop with John Cassavetes • One of few child actors to make a successful transition into adult roles, Lane made a hit with audiences in the back-to-back cult films The Outsiders, starring with future movie stars Matt Dillon, Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, and Patrick Swayze, and Rumble Fish, starring Dillon, Mickey Rourke, and Nicolas Cage • Ranked at #79 on VH1’s 100 Greatest Kid Stars • In the early 1980s, Lane dated actors Timothy Hutton, Christopher Atkins, Matt Dillon, and later rock star Jon Bon Jovi

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Suzanne Somers Week 5 COUGAR HOF Inductee 6.15.09

tommyzman — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:24:12 +0000


Born: Suzanne Marie Mahoney, San Bruno, CA, October 16. 1946 (Age: 62) • Birth Sign: Libra

			Last week I was channel surfing and usually it’s the Spanish channel that stops me dead in my tracks, for obvious reasons. But as I came across the Home Shopping Network, Suzanne Somers was hawking one of her many wares and I could not believe how stunning she looked… and my wife said, “You know that she’s 62.”

For 62 years of age this woman looks phenomenal and is still sexy as hell. We all came to know and love her as Chrissy Snow, the incredibly dim-witted blonde on Three’s Company -- the ditzy babe whose boobies jiggled like Jello in the opening credits. Suzanne battled the stereotype of being a brainless tart for quite sometime, but certainly ended up proving the world wrong. Her Vegas stage show surprised many that she could sing and dance and become a top draw in the desert (guess you can only take Fred Travolina for so long.) Then, remember the amazing Thigh Master? Suzy drove us men crazy with her infomercial antics, as she laid on a gym mat and squeezed her gorgeous gams together for half an hour at a clip. Shwing! But her real claim to fame are the many products she has created and sold on HSN and QVC – jewelry, clothes, cosmetics, and all kinds of female paraphernalia. Okay, yeah, she’s an amazingly bright business-woman, but after six decades on this earthly plain, the lady is still smokin’ hot in my book and a worthy choice as only the 2nd GRANDE COUGARE to be inducted into my hallowed Hall of Fame.

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FACTOIDS ON SUZANNE SOMERS… In September 1964, she was accepted at San Francisco College for Women (commonly referred to as “Lone Mountain College”) on a music scholarship, a Catholic school that is now a campus of the University of San Francisco • Initially, got the role of Jill Munroe in “Charlie’s Angels” (1976) but, lost it to Farrah Fawcett-Majors • Was fired from “Three’s Company” (1977), in the 1980-81 season, by demanding $150,000 an episode, and 10% ownership of the program, also for breach of contract • She was also the brunette walking along the beach of the opening credits of the first 3 seasons of “Three’s Company” and was wearing a wig • Was named Las Vegas’ Female Entertainer of the Year in 1986 • She and Joyce DeWitt did not speak for almost 20 years • Appeared in two Playboy cover feature nude pictorials • in 1980 and 1984Somers is the author of the memoir of her unhappy childhood, Keeping Secrets, which was a New York Times best-seller for twenty-one straight weeks

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CAMACHO INTRODUCES 2009 LIBERTY!

tommyzman — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:26:51 +0000

Miami, FL., July 2, 2009 – Camacho cigars is proud to announce the NEW 2009 Camacho Liberty. This latest edition was blended by Christian Eiroa as an attempt to debunk the 2005 Liberty, which has been touted as the best Camacho Liberty to date.

This particular issue is being offered with much anticipation as they were made in October 2007 using our one and only crop of Habano, a seed that has not been grown since and only yielded enough for a small amount of cigars.

The blend is rich and complex and the body is medium to full. However, with this kind of flavor, the strength is secondary!

Only 40,000 Camacho Liberty 2009 cigars were made, all of which are packed in their own individual coffins.

The NEW 2009 Camacho Liberty comes in boxes of 20 cigars and is now available at select retailers.