Recently I attended “Bike Night” at JR Cigars in Whippany, New Jersey, with my 13 year old son, Tommy. It was just the gorgeous, perfect night – blue sky and late summer temperatures as motorcycles of every size, make, year, design, and color descended upon the parking lot for four hours of high-tech nostalgia and testosterone. Read the full story
A Planet Zman Exclusive Recipe
Hey Gabbagool…yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. I got a rib recipe that’ll knock your freakin’ head into the next room. These sons of bitches are so sweet, so tender, so juicy and tasty that I had to whack my neighbor just to get the secret recipe from him. But since you came all the way to Jersey just to see me, I’ll let ya take a look – but don’t tell nobody…capeesh?
As my son has just hit 14 year’s of age – on his way to earning his Mancard – I’ve noticed his interest in girls getting more and more obvious. Each morning before school he hoses himself down with AXE body spray, and when mixed with Fritos for lunch it makes for an interesting middle-school aphrodisiac. Plus he’s doing a lot of Myspace messaging back and forth with the young ladies, which I say, “kudos little dude.”
There’s a force in this universe that men cannot deny themselves. It is so mysterious and powerful that one moment it warms the cockles of your heart, then in the next instant it can tear out your very soul. Gentlemen, you know it simply as… The Cleavage.
Remember in the movie the jerk when Steve Martin’s character stated jumping around like a loon while yelling “The NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE! The NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE?!” Well, that’s how I get when the new issue of Cigar Magazine hits the stands! Read the full story
When I was growing up I always loved cartoons and kids shows – Bugs, Daffy, Tweetie, Tom & Jerry, Woody, Popeye, and the Roadrunner. Little did I realize, that great stuff was from the 1940’s and the 50’s. Who cared, it was on Saturday mornings and I didn’t go out until they were done airing at around noon. My brother and I would pour ourselves a big ol’ bowl Cocoa Puffs or Frosted Flakes (Which were called Sugar
