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Miami, Fla., February 22, 2010 – Camacho Cigars has been chosen as the official cigar for the Academy Awards Style Lounge, in honor of The 82nd Annual Academy Awards. The Academy Awards Style Lounge produced by Secret Room Events, in conjunction with City of HopeTM, will be held at the luxurious Intercontinental Hotel in Beverly Hills on Saturday, March 6th, 2010. Read the full story
By Larry Winget
Best selling author Larry Winget has a new book and it’s not only his best work to date – it’s the most important book you might ever read. Yeah, those are some pretty strong words and rightfully so. But today, his message is very black & white. Read the full story
By Tommy Z.
Our very own Tommy Z reminisces about the plight of the Man’s Man. A while back, our fearless leader sat with tough-guy actor and Sopranos star Frank Vincent for his views on the subject. Read the full story

Some of you may think that Jason Vorhees of Friday the Thirteenth fame, was the orginator of the hockey mask. Well, puck breath, that ain’t quite right. You see, it was actually a French Canadian by the name of Jacques Plante, who first donned a goaltenders face mask on November 1, 1959. And this Sunday marks the 50th anniversary since Plante debuted his facial ware – and quite the coincidence, it was exactly one day after Halloween. Read the full story
By Izzy Jaecks
It’s a fact that All REAL guys love sports cars. Well, here’s some proof that a fast set of wheels can tune up the human engine…
I don’t need to be a plastic surgeon to appreciate a naked woman, and I don’t need to be a mechanic to appreciate the power of my car.
I love my car. It’s not the newest, and right now it’s not at its shiniest, but at nearly 200,000 miles it’s still fast… really fast. Brand new and stock, it clocked 0-60 in 6.7 seconds with a top speed of 143 mph. I’ve not tested it 0-60, but I have taken it up to 110 mph… under controlled conditions of course… and I’m sticking to THAT story… I also like to amuse my mechanic by coming up to the service desk before being called, not because I can see that they are done with my car but because I can HEAR that they are done with my car because I recognize the sound instantaneously.
When price is not a factor, if given a choice between fast-and-shiny and moderate-and-modest, your average guy is going to go for the fast and shiny every time. And now, science agrees.
Researchers at Canada’s John Molson School of Business at Concordia University in Montreal tested testosterone levels in 39 men, first after they drove an old Toyota Camry and then after driving a Porsche 911, and shock of all shocks, every single one of them had a dramatic increase in testosterone while driving the Porsche. To further prove it was the car and not just perceptions of the car, each driver and each car was tested after driving up and down an empty street and up and down a street filled with women. Studies didn’t say if the women were hot, but the testosterone levels were not affected by whether or not the men were being watched while driving.
You would need a significantly larger and more diverse test group than a mere 39 college-aged men to be considered “truly” scientific, but when a test this size is unanimous, it’s a damned good start towards being considered “fact”. I don’t know if it matters that the school shares its name with a mainstream Canadian beer though… would it be less scientific if it were conducted by an American school named “Bud”? Hard to say… but whether or not science like this will win Nobel prizes, the results are not even remotely surprising.
Psychology would probably say that this has something to do with looking good and impressing the women-folk, but I think this has more to do with satisfying the latent, primeval hunter in all guys. Looking good might attract the chicks, but speed and strength brings home the steaks… and I don’t care how much you like sex, but you can live a lot longer without sex than you can without food (no matter how hard that is to believe…)
So, now you can argue that it is good for the both of you for you to own a fast car… it’s Viagra on wheels! And science backs it up…
Now, if only science could find—and eliminate – the gene that makes women want to buy shoes…
- IZZY
Football and cigars are indeed, a very manly combination. Read the full story
| Born: Dana Welles Delany, New York, New York, March 13, 1956 (Age: 53) • Birth Sign: Pisces |
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| To me, Dana Delany is what you would refer to as a classic beauty. She has a sweet sexiness that is hard to describe and for the past couple of months, many fans of this site have requested her inauguration. At fifty-three years old, this gal still puts the flicker in my paunchy Polish porch light. | |||||
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I really liked the show China Beach, but certainly not for Rikki Lake’s chubby back-drop. It was Delany who churned my butter and not only was she a looker pre-cougar days, that gal could act. While starring as an army nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the Vietnam based drama, Dana was nominated four times for an Emmy Award and took two of them home for show and tell. She has done a massive amount of TV and movie work and I really dug her in the film, Tombstone, with Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. Other film credits include HouseSitter with Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn; Exit to Eden with Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O’Donnell; Moon Over Parador with Richard Dreyfuss; Light Sleeper, opposite Susan Sarandon and Willem Dafoe; Masquerade, with Rob Lowe; and Fly Away Home, with Jeff Daniels and Anna Paquin. And now Dana has made her triumphant television return as the newest hottie cougar wench to grace Wysteria Lane, Katherine Mayfair on Desperate Housewives. It’s no secret that I love Dana Delany, and I would nibble every inch of that 53 year-old frame like the tasty little Irish pork chop, she is. Yes, she’s this week’s COUGAR Inductee, so enjoy.
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FACTOIDS ON DANA DELANY… • Her grandfather invented the Delany valve, a flushing device still use in today’s restroom • Attended and graduated from Wesleyan University • She was the voice of two superheroes girl friends: First, as Andrea Beaumount, girlfriend of Bruce Wayne, in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993). Secondly, the voice of Lois Lane in “Superman” (1996) • People magazine named her to the top 50 ranking Most Beautiful People in the world • Dana portrayed Amy Russell on the daytime soap opera, “Love of Life” during 1979 and 1980 • Working with director Bob Saget Dana starred in the TV movie For Hope, based on Saget’s sister Gay, who had died as a result of the disease, scleroderma • In 2008 she donated $5,000 to fight Proposition 8, which would ban gay marriage in California • Dana shows a very unique appreciation for her fans by participating in her Official Forum, answering questions and providing updates on her projects, something she’s been doing for over thirteen years • Played a gun-toting mother in an episode of the TV series Family Law (1999) for which she earned an Emmy nomination, but the series was not rerun due to sponsorship withdrawal • It is reported that Tommy Z has committed evil acts upon his body while staring at the picture above, third from the left
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| Born: Marisa Tomei, Brooklyn, New York, December 4,. 1964 (Age: 44) • Birth Sign: Sagittarius |
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| Mona Lisa Vito was the sexy little minx with the screaming New Yawk accent, who told us all the Posi Traction was NOT available on the 1964 Buick Skylark. Her Oscar winning role as best supporting actress in My Cousin Vinny shot Marisa to a new level in Hollywood and Guys just couldn’t get enough of this Brooklyn, born sweetie. | |||||
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Tomei has been one of the most requested women for induction since I started this home for wayward elder babes. Maxim even had her at number 18 in this year’s ‘100 sexiest Females in the World.’ I wouldn’t say that she’s stunningly beautiful, but there’s a natural charm and sexiness she possess that definitely hardens the shell on my cannoli. Bet you didn’t know she was in the Toxic Avenger? Okay, not exactly her most memorable role, as this honey has done some incredible film work, including What Women Want, Welcome to Sarajevo, Chaplin, Wild Hogs, Anger Management, and was nominated for an Oscar for In the Bedroom and The Wrestler. And who can forget her appearance on Seinfeld, playing herself as the girl who was turned on by George Costanza, the quirky little bald guy. But with all the great work she has done, it’s her performance in My Cousin Vinny that I can watch over, and over, and over. (See the You tube clip below of her courtroom testimony.) Ms. Tomei is without question a most worthy nominee as the 14th gal inducted into the COUGAR Hall of Fame.
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FACTOIDS ON MARISA TOMEI… Daughter of Patricia “Addie,” an English teacher, and Gary A. Tomei, a trial lawyer • She attended Boston University for a year, transferring to New York University in 1983 • Acted on the daytime soap opera, As the World turns • She received a Screen Actor’s Guild Award nomination for Outstanding Female Supporting Actor for Nick Cassavetes’ Unhook the Stars • She received an American Comedy Award nomination for Funniest Supporting Actress for Tamara Jenkins’ Slums of Beverly Hills • She was nominated for a Satellite Award, as Best Supporting Actress for What Women Want • Won a Gracie Allen Award for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for her work in 0n the TV show, Rescue Me • Rumors circulated that she hadn’t actually won the Oscar in My Cousin Vinny and that presenter Jack Palance had read the wrong name — either by mistake or as a joke. (PricewaterhouseCoopers, the firm that handles the balloting process, said that she legitimately won.)
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By Izzy Jaecks
Cheeseheads everywhere are burning their copies of Something About Mary at a rampant pace this evening, all because one Bret Fav – ra has flip flopped more than a flap jack cook at a Waffle House. The immortal number four has turned into the ultimate attention whore and Wisconsin native and PlanetZman contributing writer, Izzy Jaecks has had enough of his insipid blather.
Here in Wisconsin, you can’t go even one day without hearing a Favre update… and today, that update is: He’s signed with the Minnesota Vikings, the “sworn enemy” of the Green Bay Packers, the team that made Favre great in the first place.
The Packers made Favre great? Well, DUH… Sure he’s statistically one of the best QB’s of ALL TIME, but ya don’t achieve greatness in a vacuum. And not only was he a GREAT player, the Packers were—and are– a GREAT team. The Packers are the oldest team in the NFL still under the same name and still in the same city… they’ve been around SINCE 1919! They are owned by the RESIDENTS of Green Bay… always have been and probably always will be… and gained iconic status by winning the first TWO Super Bowls. Sure we were lucky to have had Favre as
our QB for 16 seasons, but HE was really the lucky one to have been a part of that kind of blue-collar history.
Sure, he retired from Green Bay when he might have had a good season or two left in him, but sixteen years is a sweet run for any professional football player. Better to retire before your run goes sour and you become a washed-up has been still trying to compete with the young blood. His departure was touching and tear-filled… aww. But WAIT! He’s changed his mind! “I miss football!” he says. Well “yay” we Wisconsinites said, until we find out he’s decided that he doesn’t think the Packers have a shot at the Super Bowl… He instead signs with… the New York Jets.
OK fine. Many in Wisconsin tentatively support his decision and try to not harbor too many feelings of betrayal. The 2008 season comes and goes, neither the Packers nor the Jets go all the way, and Favre hangs up jersey again, promising, “this time I’m REALLY retired. Until today…
Rumors have been flying around for months, but today the rumors become true when Brett put on his newest Number Four: the purple and gold of the Minnesota Vikings. Guess what, Brett. Wisconsin simply doesn’t like you anymore. We’re done here.
Have fun and don’t hurt yourself out there, old man…