There’s a force in this universe that men cannot deny themselves. It is so mysterious and powerful that one moment it warms the cockles of your heart, then in the next instant it can tear out your very soul. Gentlemen, you know it simply as… The Cleavage.
As my son has just hit 14 year’s of age – on his way to earning his Mancard – I’ve noticed his interest in girls getting more and more obvious. Each morning before school he hoses himself down with AXE body spray, and when mixed with Fritos for lunch it makes for an interesting middle-school aphrodisiac. Plus he’s doing a lot of Myspace messaging back and forth with the young ladies, which I say, “kudos little dude.”
VIDEO: This just may be the most worthwhile 3 minutes and 40 seconds of your life. Please clear this with a trained medical professional before watching.Warning: The music total blows but face it, nobody’s here for the friggin music.
Since you’ve landed on this website, it means that there’s a 99% chance that you are of the male species. So the question is – Do you think of yourself as a “Man’s Man?” You probably already consider yourself in that company, but how can you “really” tell for sure? Well, the Zman has come up with a self-examination quiz that will accurately measure your levels of testosterone, guy thoughts, and man sweat.
By Larry Winget
Best selling author Larry Winget has a new book and it’s not only his best work to date – it’s the most important book you might ever read. Yeah, those are some pretty strong words and rightfully so. But today, his message is very black & white. Read the full story
Okay, So I Gathered a Few Photos, Below…
To call Denise Milani sexy is to say that Michelangelo was just some local guy who painted ceilings for a few extra bucks. Guys, this woman is the pinnacle in “stinkin” hot” and while I am an avid fan of cougars of the elder variety, I would gladly spend an evening or ten hanging with the woman who puts the B into buxom – and bossoms and breasts, boobs, bongos, and behemoth boulders. Read the full story
By Tommy Z.
Our very own Tommy Z reminisces about the plight of the Man’s Man. A while back, our fearless leader sat with tough-guy actor and Sopranos star Frank Vincent for his views on the subject. Read the full story
By Jonathan Perlow, Courthouse News Service
(CN) – A Cuban government-owned tobacco company won its 12-year legal battle to stop a U.S. cigar producer from using the Cohiba name and trademark in the United States. A federal judge in Manhattan once again backed up Cubatabaco, which accused General Cigar of “exploiting the reputation and goodwill of the Cuban Cohiba.” Read the full story
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Welcome to Zman’s COUGAR HALL of FAME
Since I was a lad, I’ve always had a certain yearning for the older gals. I couldn’t explain it back then, but when my friends were checking out the cheerleaders – I was checking out their moms. With today’s COUGAR craze, many tell me that I was truly ahead of my time. Guess you could call me a pioneer – a big game hunter for the elder, more cunning kittys. ABOUT THIS FELINE HALL OF HAPPINESS
A woman is granted COUGARHOOD upon reaching the ripe age of thirty-five. There are four levels of cats as illustrated in the box below. As these ladies age like fine wine, they graduate to new and higher levels. |
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Week 8 COUGAR HOF Inductee ELIZABETH HURLEY… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Critiques Week 7 COUGAR HOF Inductee CATHERINE ZETA JONES… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Critiques Week 6 COUGAR HOF Inductee DIANE LANE… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Zman’s Critiques Week 5 COUGAR HOF Inductee SUZANNE SOMERS… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Critique Week 4 COUGAR HOF Inductee HEATHER LOCKLEAR… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Critiques Week 3 COUGAR HOF INDUCTEE CHRISTIE BRINKLEY… CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, & Critiques Week 2 COUGAR HOF INDUCTEE TERI HATCHER – CLICK HERE to View Photos, Bios, and Zman’s Critiques WEEK 1 COUGAR HOF INAUGURAL INDUCTEES... RAQUEL WELCH . SELMA HAYEK . JANE SEYMOUR . HEIDI KLUM . DEMI MOORE … CLICK Names to View Photos & Bios, and and Zman’s Critiques!
DON’T MISS – 1 NEW COUGAR WILL BE INDUCTED EVERY MONDAY MORNING!I (Tommy Z) am the curator and grand poobah of this hallowed dwelling. The Inaugural Induction has placed five sumptuous and well deserved COUGARS into its rankings. Each week, one new COUGAR will be added and featured in the Hall. Click the link for the corresponding Cougars and every week you will read bios, factoids, and glom at some of the loveliest pictorals imaginable.
 CRITERIA FOR A COUGAROne simple rule I have is that each lady chosen must still float my personal boat. In other words – they’ve still gotta be well kept and desirable to be named a coveted kitty. I have no problems with plastic surgery as there would be no Hall without the men who nip and tuck these elder beauties. But note that in the event a Hall of Famer hags out or turns into a grotesque fattie, I have the option of revoking their charter.Now since this is my house, I will choose the ladies who I personally feel are worthy of this honor. While you may disagree with some of my esteemed picks, I can only suggest that YOU spend hundreds of hours and thousand of dollars to start your own website. Until then, please feel free to enjoy the fruits of my labor.
I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! I really want to hear your comments and feedback on the inductees! And I especially want you to send in your own personal picks! Remember, 35 is the minimum age so Angelina Jolie and Eva Longoria are still considered Cougars In Training. And don’t tell me about Ginger, Mary Ann, or Sophia Loren because they all look like god damned fossils. Longevity is key. (With a side note that Sophiawas one of the sexiest women of all time.)
And hey, if you’ve got a hottie COUGAR for a wife, main squeeze, girlfriend, or neighbor, send their photos on in and they just might be named as an honorable Planet Zman Guest Cougar! That’d be pretty sweet! |
