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| Born: Sharon Yvonne Stone, Meadville, Pensylvannia, March 10, 1958 (Age: 52) • Birth Sign: Pisces |
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| Sharon Stone has always been known as one hell of a sexual broad, always landing the type of roles that fit this image. Just recently, at the fine age of 51, she appeared nude for a French magazine spread. And in a recent poll, something like 85% of guys still find her to be very sexy. | |||||
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While she has done her share of tv and movies, I think the role that first got her noticed was as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s blonde honey wife in Total Recall. But it was her role as a nutcase, bisexual serial killer in the hit film, Basic Instinct, that won her critical acclaim. And, about her famous “beaver-shot” scene from the film, listen to Sharon’s own take…”I knew that we were going to do this leg-crossing thing and I knew that we were going to allude to the concept that I was nude, but I did not think that you would see my vagina in the scene. Later, when I saw it in the screening I was shocked. I think seeing it in a room full of strangers was so disrespectful and so shocking, so I went into the booth and slapped him and left.” One of my Stone faves is her role in the The Quick and the Dead as a sexy gunslinger out for revenge. But I think her greatest piece of acting was along side Robert De Niro in Casino where she went from a ravishing socialite, to a drugged out psychopath right before our very eyes. Okay, she’s not the looker she was 20 years ago, but really, who the hell is? At 51, I’d tap Sharon Stone in a heartbeat and I openly welcome her to the illustrious COUGAR HOF.
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| FACTOIDS ON SHARON STONE… Daughter of Dorothy Lawson, an accountant and homemaker, and Joseph Stone, a tool and die manufacturer • graduated in 1975 from Saegertown High School in Saegertown, PA • After coming to New Jersey, Sharon was contracted by Ford Modeling Agency in New York and appeared in TV commercials for Burger King, Clairol and Maybelline • married and divorced three times • She was voted Playboy Magazine’s “100 Sexiest Stars of the Century,” in 1999 • She is allergic to caffeine • In 1995, Stone received a star on the Hollywood walk of fame • In July 2008 PETA sent a letter to Sharon offering her a free brain scan in order to determine why she has what they consider a ‘lack of empathy’ towards animals. The letter read: Scientific studies suggest that the prefrontal regions of the brains of people who lack empathy might be underdeveloped … would you allow PETA to pay for a scan of … your brain to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect?
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| Born: Dana Welles Delany, New York, New York, March 13, 1956 (Age: 53) • Birth Sign: Pisces |
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| To me, Dana Delany is what you would refer to as a classic beauty. She has a sweet sexiness that is hard to describe and for the past couple of months, many fans of this site have requested her inauguration. At fifty-three years old, this gal still puts the flicker in my paunchy Polish porch light. | |||||
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I really liked the show China Beach, but certainly not for Rikki Lake’s chubby back-drop. It was Delany who churned my butter and not only was she a looker pre-cougar days, that gal could act. While starring as an army nurse, Colleen McMurphy on the Vietnam based drama, Dana was nominated four times for an Emmy Award and took two of them home for show and tell. She has done a massive amount of TV and movie work and I really dug her in the film, Tombstone, with Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. Other film credits include HouseSitter with Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn; Exit to Eden with Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O’Donnell; Moon Over Parador with Richard Dreyfuss; Light Sleeper, opposite Susan Sarandon and Willem Dafoe; Masquerade, with Rob Lowe; and Fly Away Home, with Jeff Daniels and Anna Paquin. And now Dana has made her triumphant television return as the newest hottie cougar wench to grace Wysteria Lane, Katherine Mayfair on Desperate Housewives. It’s no secret that I love Dana Delany, and I would nibble every inch of that 53 year-old frame like the tasty little Irish pork chop, she is. Yes, she’s this week’s COUGAR Inductee, so enjoy.
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FACTOIDS ON DANA DELANY… • Her grandfather invented the Delany valve, a flushing device still use in today’s restroom • Attended and graduated from Wesleyan University • She was the voice of two superheroes girl friends: First, as Andrea Beaumount, girlfriend of Bruce Wayne, in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993). Secondly, the voice of Lois Lane in “Superman” (1996) • People magazine named her to the top 50 ranking Most Beautiful People in the world • Dana portrayed Amy Russell on the daytime soap opera, “Love of Life” during 1979 and 1980 • Working with director Bob Saget Dana starred in the TV movie For Hope, based on Saget’s sister Gay, who had died as a result of the disease, scleroderma • In 2008 she donated $5,000 to fight Proposition 8, which would ban gay marriage in California • Dana shows a very unique appreciation for her fans by participating in her Official Forum, answering questions and providing updates on her projects, something she’s been doing for over thirteen years • Played a gun-toting mother in an episode of the TV series Family Law (1999) for which she earned an Emmy nomination, but the series was not rerun due to sponsorship withdrawal • It is reported that Tommy Z has committed evil acts upon his body while staring at the picture above, third from the left
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By Robin Robinson
Contributing writer and whisky ambassador, Robin Robinson takes us an Part 3 of our journey into the magical land of Scotland and it’s most powerful golden nectar. Read the full story
| Born: Marisa Tomei, Brooklyn, New York, December 4,. 1964 (Age: 45) • Birth Sign: Sagittarius |
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| Mona Lisa Vito was the sexy little minx with the screaming New Yawk accent, who told us all the Posi Traction was NOT available on the 1964 Buick Skylark. Her Oscar winning role as best supporting actress in My Cousin Vinny shot Marisa to a new level in Hollywood and Guys just couldn’t get enough of this Brooklyn, born sweetie. | |||||
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Tomei has been one of the most requested women for induction since I started this home for wayward elder babes. Maxim even had her at number 18 in this year’s ‘100 sexiest Females in the World.’ I wouldn’t say that she’s stunningly beautiful, but there’s a natural charm and sexiness she possess that definitely hardens the shell on my cannoli. Bet you didn’t know she was in the Toxic Avenger? Okay, not exactly her most memorable role, as this honey has done some incredible film work, including What Women Want, Welcome to Sarajevo, Chaplin, Wild Hogs, Anger Management, and was nominated for an Oscar for In the Bedroom and The Wrestler. And who can forget her appearance on Seinfeld, playing herself as the girl who was turned on by George Costanza, the quirky little bald guy. But with all the great work she has done, it’s her performance in My Cousin Vinny that I can watch over, and over, and over. (See the You tube clip below of her courtroom testimony.) Ms. Tomei is without question a most worthy nominee as the 14th gal inducted into the COUGAR Hall of Fame.
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FACTOIDS ON MARISA TOMEI… Daughter of Patricia “Addie,” an English teacher, and Gary A. Tomei, a trial lawyer • She attended Boston University for a year, transferring to New York University in 1983 • Acted on the daytime soap opera, As the World turns • She received a Screen Actor’s Guild Award nomination for Outstanding Female Supporting Actor for Nick Cassavetes’ Unhook the Stars • She received an American Comedy Award nomination for Funniest Supporting Actress for Tamara Jenkins’ Slums of Beverly Hills • She was nominated for a Satellite Award, as Best Supporting Actress for What Women Want • Won a Gracie Allen Award for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for her work in 0n the TV show, Rescue Me • Rumors circulated that she hadn’t actually won the Oscar in My Cousin Vinny and that presenter Jack Palance had read the wrong name — either by mistake or as a joke. (PricewaterhouseCoopers, the firm that handles the balloting process, said that she legitimately won.)
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By Izzy Jaecks
Cheeseheads everywhere are burning their copies of Something About Mary at a rampant pace this evening, all because one Bret Fav – ra has flip flopped more than a flap jack cook at a Waffle House. The immortal number four has turned into the ultimate attention whore and Wisconsin native and PlanetZman contributing writer, Izzy Jaecks has had enough of his insipid blather.
Here in Wisconsin, you can’t go even one day without hearing a Favre update… and today, that update is: He’s signed with the Minnesota Vikings, the “sworn enemy” of the Green Bay Packers, the team that made Favre great in the first place.
The Packers made Favre great? Well, DUH… Sure he’s statistically one of the best QB’s of ALL TIME, but ya don’t achieve greatness in a vacuum. And not only was he a GREAT player, the Packers were—and are– a GREAT team. The Packers are the oldest team in the NFL still under the same name and still in the same city… they’ve been around SINCE 1919! They are owned by the RESIDENTS of Green Bay… always have been and probably always will be… and gained iconic status by winning the first TWO Super Bowls. Sure we were lucky to have had Favre as
our QB for 16 seasons, but HE was really the lucky one to have been a part of that kind of blue-collar history.
Sure, he retired from Green Bay when he might have had a good season or two left in him, but sixteen years is a sweet run for any professional football player. Better to retire before your run goes sour and you become a washed-up has been still trying to compete with the young blood. His departure was touching and tear-filled… aww. But WAIT! He’s changed his mind! “I miss football!” he says. Well “yay” we Wisconsinites said, until we find out he’s decided that he doesn’t think the Packers have a shot at the Super Bowl… He instead signs with… the New York Jets.
OK fine. Many in Wisconsin tentatively support his decision and try to not harbor too many feelings of betrayal. The 2008 season comes and goes, neither the Packers nor the Jets go all the way, and Favre hangs up jersey again, promising, “this time I’m REALLY retired. Until today…
Rumors have been flying around for months, but today the rumors become true when Brett put on his newest Number Four: the purple and gold of the Minnesota Vikings. Guess what, Brett. Wisconsin simply doesn’t like you anymore. We’re done here.
Have fun and don’t hurt yourself out there, old man…
| Born: Elizabeth Jane Hurley, Hampshire, England, June 10, 1965 (Age : 44) • Birth Sign: Gemini | ||||
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For the record – actor Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for quite sometime… until he was caught hanging with a skanky black hooker in LA. And THAT gets a rousing WTF??? from me and every red blooded man I know. After viewing the pics below, you may agree that Ms. H. is one of the sexiest women we have featured to date.
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Bright, articulate, charming, cute, and sexy beyond imagination, Liz Hurley makes men produce testosterone triple their normal levels. At 44, she’s been around a while, but it was her appearances as Vanessa Kennsington in the Austin Powers movies that got US audiences pining for this bodacious Brit. It’s a safe bet that Hurley could have her pick of any man in the world, and did just that by marrying Indian textile magnate, Arun Nayar. At the wedding, singer Elton John gave Liz away as he was no doubt, the honorary mother of the bride. As a model, actress, and owner of her own line of swimwear, this bedazzling beauty was an easy choice as the latest edition to the COUGAR Hall of Fame. And may I again go on record as stating that Hugh Grant is completely out of his bloody f@#king mind.
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FACTOIDS ON ELIZABETH HURLEY… • Her film debut in a Hollywood movie was in the Wesley Snipes action drama Passenger 57 • Spokesperson and model for Estee Lauder • Was quoted as saying, “I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” • Named #45 in FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World • special supplement • She claims to have not watched television since 1979 • Says she gets her “hot-date look” by eating vast quantities of watercress soup • Her Irish father was a major in the British Army, while her Anglican mother was a teacher at Kempshott Infant School • In 2000, she was publicly criticized for breaking a five-month acting strike to film an Estée Lauder advertisement, for which she was fined $100,000 by the Screen Actors Guild and labeled “Elizabeth Scably” by protesters • In April 2005, Elizabeth Hurley Beach, her beachwear line that she also models every summer, was launched at Harrods in the UK • She owns a fully organic 400 acre farm where she raises animals for slaughter MAKE SURE YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR MS. CATHERINE BELOW HER PHOTOS
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By Izzy Jaecks
If this were anything else but an American, cigar-friendly e-zine, the story that follows might have promised to be more racy based on the title. But this is PlanetZman, not Penthouse, so there are some standards of “decency” to which we must adhere… Read the full story
| Born: Catherine Zeta Jones, Mumbles, Wales, September 25,. 1969 (Age: 39) • Birth Sign: Libra |
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| I think we can all agree on two things: this vixen is sexy beyond reproach -- and husband Michael Douglas is one lucky son of a bitch. With her birthday in September, Ms. Jones is a Newbie Cougar about to cross over into the Classique Cougar category… but, do you really care? Nah, cuz she’s just so incredibly hot. | |||||
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Unknown to U.S. audiences, Catherine was a star in England for several years, including a very popular television actress. But in 1998, all that changed as she starred opposite Antonio Banderas and Anthony Hopkins as the sultry Elena Murrieta in Martin Campbell’s, The Mask of Zoro. She was highly acclaimed in the 2,000 flick, Traffic, where critics felt she was worthy of an Academy Award as white-collar drug kingpin’s wife. (I think she’s worthy of a good spanking, but that’s how I roll.) But all good things come to those who wait (and work their god damned asses off) as she took the Oscar for best supporting actress in the Hollywood adaptation of the Broadway hit, Chicago. It is said that no one was really aware that she was able to sing and dance, but blame it on us Neanderthals who sport wood every time this Welsh hottie takes to the screen. All hail T-Moblie’s spokesbabe as the eleventh official inductee into the prestigious COUGAR HOF.
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FACTOIDS ON CATHERINE ZETA JONES… Her mother, Patricia (née Fair), was an Irish seamstress, and her father, David “Dai” Jones, was a Welsh sweet factory owner • Starred in Mariette in the successful British television adaptation of H. E. Bates’ The Darling Buds of May • She claims that when they met, now husband, Michael Douglas used the line “I’d like to father your children.” • She bought her 84-year old grandma a new pair of knees for Christmas • She is the highest paid actress in Britain • CZJ loves to golf • Her and husband Michael Douglas share the same birthday • Earned a Golden Globe nomination for her performance in Traffic • She is afraid of turkeys (can’t make crap like that up • Catherine’s first major role came in the 1996 action film, The Phantom • She has stated in public that she wishes that Tommy Z lived closer to her.
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| Born: Diane Lane, New York, NY, January 22,. 1965 (Age: 45) • Birth Sign: Aquarius |
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| Diane Lane has been acting since she was six years old, and at the age of forty-four, this lady is one smoking hot elder kitten. She’s become an incredibly popular actress, and over the past month or so, she has been one of the most heavily requested woman to be up for induction into the early stages of the COUGAR Hall of Fame. | |||||
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Yes, Ms. Lane is incredibly sexy and has become a heck of a versatile actress, appearing in well known films such as Must Love Dogs, Under the Tuscan Sun, Judge Dredd, The Cotton Club, Hardball, A Walk on the Moon, and the box office smash hit, The Perfect Storm -- a role that catapulted her career and put her on many a guy’s radar. But it was the 2002 film, Unfaithful that garnered her a Best Actress nomination, starring opposite Richard Gere. This film had some of the most intense sexual scenes I have ever seen outside an X rated flick. She has an affair with a young French art-teest and throughout the movie the guy bangs her like a loose shutter in a hurricane. Dayum she is so stinkin’ hot in that flick! Hey, she’s so stinkin’ hot all the time. Diane has a classic beauty and sultry sexiness that us guys just love and is quite the worthy inductee for this week’s COUGAR Hall of Fame.
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FACTOIDS ON DIANE LANE… Married to actor, Josh Brolin (lucky bastid.) • Made her screen debut in George Roy Hill’s 1979 film A Little Romance, starring opposite Laurence Olivier • Her mother, Colleen Farrington, was a night club singer and Playboy centerfold (Miss October 1957), who was also known as “Colleen Price.” • Her father, Burton Eugene Lane, was a Manhattan drama coach who ran an acting workshop with John Cassavetes • One of few child actors to make a successful transition into adult roles, Lane made a hit with audiences in the back-to-back cult films The Outsiders, starring with future movie stars Matt Dillon, Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe, and Patrick Swayze, and Rumble Fish, starring Dillon, Mickey Rourke, and Nicolas Cage • Ranked at #79 on VH1’s 100 Greatest Kid Stars • In the early 1980s, Lane dated actors Timothy Hutton, Christopher Atkins, Matt Dillon, and later rock star Jon Bon Jovi
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