Since you’ve landed on this website, it means that there’s a 99% chance that you are of the male species. So the question is – Do you think of yourself as a “Man’s Man?” You probably already consider yourself in that company, but how can you “really” tell for sure? Well, the Zman has come up with a self-examination quiz that will accurately measure your levels of testosterone, guy thoughts, and man sweat.

It’s the Official Planet Zman Manly Man Quiz

The following 35 questions have been technically researched and verified for authenticity. So give us your answers fair and square, and see what kind of guy you really are. How much testosterone is in your tank? Lets find out, shall we?…

1. Have you seen the movies Slap Shot, Red Dawn, Weird Science, Clerks, Lost Boys, or High Plains Drifter in any combined order a total of 20 times?

2. Do you ever find yourself saying “Go get your f@#king shine box” at the most inappropriate times?

3. Have you smoked a cigar during a game of Texas Hold ‘Em anytime in the past 2 weeks?

4. Do you know who the team with the most victories in Monday Night Football history is?

5. Do you laugh aloud every time the giant rack of ribs flips the Flintstones car in the final credits?

6. Have you ever kissed the Stanley Cup?

7. Have you ever drank Budweiser from an ashtray, shoe, or a rubber?

8. Do you religiously head bang to the ending of Bohemian Rhapsody?

9. Do you have a favorite Motorhead song?

10. Have you ever been drilled in the cubes with a street hockey ball?

11. Do you find Paris Hilton a brutally skanky, bizarre, oddity, yet you’d hit it just the same?

12. Are you a normal law abiding good citizen, yet you get off on anyone who is pummeled, maimed, strangled, curbed, or cut up into pieces on the Sopranos?

13. Do you have any sorrow whatsoever for Bill Buckner?

14. Would you stop for a sack of White Castle Sliders even though you were on your way to your mom’s for Thanksgiving dinner?

15. Have you ever given nicknames to any of your farts?

16. Do scenes of John Travolta dressed in drag in the movie Hairspray give you convulsions or seizures?

17. Have you ever spent more than 30 minutes trying to delete pop-up windows during a random porn surf?

18. Three Stooges episode or Obama / Clinton debate?

19. Does the thought of having a Corvette, a Harley, and a Hummer in your driveway make you retard giddy?

20. Do you own more than three humidors?

21. Do you soil yourself each time Col. Jessup barks “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH?”

22. When flipping through TV channels, do you pause each and every time on the Spanish station while trying to convince your significant other that it’s for educational purposes?

23. What do you think is heavier: Trying to figure out the meaning of life or Rosie O’donnell’s lunch bag?

24. Have you ever watched Das Boot and felt bad for the Germans?

25. Should cheeseburgers have their own box in the food pyramid?

26. Do you wish you could be Mikey from American Chopper for just one day?

27. Do you find it to be offensive when a woman displays major rack then covers up when you stare?

28. Do you still get awkwardly tense each time you hear Tommy DeVito ask, “What do you mean, I’m funny?…You mean the way I talk?…What’s funny about it?…What the f@#k is so funny about me? Tell me?”

29. Do you feel Harvey Fierstein should be held accountable for the gerbil shortage in French Guiana?

30. Bill & Ted, Harold & Kumar, or Jay and Silent Bob?

31. If it was ok with your significant other, would War Pigs be your wedding song?

32. Did you swear like a psycho drunken sailor and throw shit at your TV when the screen went to black during the Sopranos finale?

33. If Dr. Phil, Simon Cowell, and David Spade were killed in a mine shaft explosion would your immediate response would be, “huh, looks like rain today.”

34. Do you admit to drinking a glasses of ecoli laden raw eggs after you saw ROCKY for the first time?

35. Who’s on first?

OK, brothers, you’ve done your best. Good luck in your continual quest towards eternal manliness and may God bless your decrepit soul.

Exclusive Stadium Photos by Darren Proctor

Tiger Stadium, one of the most revered and nostalgic parks in all of professional sport has finally seen it’s sad demise. For nearly a century, the ballpark at the corner of Michigan and Trumbull was home to the American League’s Tigers, and on September 27, 1999, held it’s final nine-inning match.

My “Buddy” and PlanetZman fan extraordinaire, Darren Proctor lives in the Detroit area and recalls going to games with his dad as far back as he can remember. As James Earl Jones said in the movie, Field of Dreams, “The memories are so thick that they’ll have to brush them away from their faces.” A couple of days ago, Darren, his brother and sister drove past the site as it is going through the final stages of demolition and found it to be an eerie and almost tearful experience. “I just took out my camera and started to shoot,” says Darren. “I didn’t realize how incredible the shots would turn out. It was so surreal where words can’t even describe it.”

While we all love the new modern stadiums with the comfort, amenities, and site lines that we have never had the likes of before, it’s the stadiums of old that tear at our heartstrings and bring us back to our youth within the blink of an eye. Growing up in the New York metro area, I had the pleasure to experience New York Rangers games at the “old” Madison Square Garden. Also saw many a ball game at Yankee Stadium, Shea, and Jersey City’s onetime gem, Roosevelt Stadium, home to minor league’s baeball’s Jersey Giants. My dad has great stories of watching the likes of Monte Irvin and Jackie Robinson take to the field.

So hats off to Darren for capturing a rare moment of history. The photos are incredible, indeed. He set a sepia tone filter to get that amazing nostalgic look, and his sister shot the one at the bottom in color.

Tiger Stadium, the onetime home to Hank Greenberg, Denny McLain, Mickey Lolich, Kirk Gibson, Al Kaline and Alan Trammel, will live in the hearts of Detroit fans forever, and this is one amazing farewell to an old friend of the motor city, and baseball fans everywhere.

-Zman

This particular issue is being offered with much anticipation as they were made in October 2007 using our one and only crop of Habano, a seed that has not been grown since and only yielded enough for a small amount of cigars.

The blend is rich and complex and the body is medium to full. However, with this kind of flavor, the strength is secondary!

Only 40,000 Camacho Liberty 2009 cigars were made, all of which are packed in their own individual coffins.

The NEW 2009 Camacho Liberty comes in boxes of 20 cigars and is now available at select retailers.