T-Shirts With Attitude! Two Designs to Choose…

Scroll down and check out the release of my first two designs. That’s right, guys, I designed these myself! Know any smoke Nazi’s you’d like to impress? Well, this is the sure way into their hearts. These shirts make a statement, letting the world know that they’ll have to pry my precious cigars from my icy, cold, dead fingers!

DESIGN… So what will it be for you… NICE ASH… or SMOKE THIS? Or hey, help me feed my kids and buy both! These are high quality shirts with high quality printing where the ink bonds with the material so they won’t fade and look like crap after a few washings!

SIZES… These colorful garments come in two manly sizes of XTRA LARGE and 2XL. If you need a smaller size, well, then I’d say that you haven’t ingested enough red meat or pounded enough libations my good friend.

SHIRT PRICE… $14.99 plus $4.99 for shipping – That’s $19.98 for a shirt that kicks total ASH!

PAYMENT METHODS… Hey man, I just got off the ground and until I have the official store up and running, I can only accept checks and money orders. And I really have no use for your right leg or your first born.

LARRY WINGET, NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR SHOWS OFF HIS NICE ASH!

SEND YOUR PAYMENT TO… Tommy Zarzecki @ One Mackenzie Lane . Oak Ridge . NJ . 07438 . Make sure you include your size and email me for shipping costs if you want multiple shirts. Thanx so much to all of you, I really appreciate the support more than you can imagine!

MAKE SURE YOU EMAIL ME BEFORE YOU SEND PAYMENT SO I CAN PUT YOUR SHIRTS ASIDE!

COMING SOON… Pretty soon I’ll have a real live Planet Zman store link featuring other great manly designs for Poker & Casino, Golf, Whisky, Fishing, Gun Owners, Sports, Barbecue, Cougars… damn!