| Born: Suzanne Marie Mahoney, San Bruno, CA, October 16. 1946 (Age: 62) • Birth Sign: Libra | ||||
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| Last week I was channel surfing and usually it’s the Spanish channel that stops me dead in my tracks, for obvious reasons. But as I came across the Home Shopping Network, Suzanne Somers was hawking one of her many wares and I could not believe how stunning she looked… and my wife said, “You know that she’s 62.” | ||||
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For 62 years of age this woman looks phenomenal and is still sexy as hell. We all came to know and love her as Chrissy Snow, the incredibly dim-witted blonde on Three’s Company -- the ditzy babe whose boobies jiggled like Jello in the opening credits. Suzanne battled the stereotype of being a brainless tart for quite sometime, but certainly ended up proving the world wrong. Her Vegas stage show surprised many that she could sing and dance and become a top draw in the desert (guess you can only take Fred Travolina for so long.) Then, remember the amazing Thigh Master? Suzy drove us men crazy with her infomercial antics, as she laid on a gym mat and squeezed her gorgeous gams together for half an hour at a clip. Shwing! But her real claim to fame are the many products she has created and sold on HSN and QVC – jewelry, clothes, cosmetics, and all kinds of female paraphernalia. Okay, yeah, she’s an amazingly bright business-woman, but after six decades on this earthly plain, the lady is still smokin’ hot in my book and a worthy choice as only the 2nd GRANDE COUGARE to be inducted into my hallowed Hall of Fame.
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FACTOIDS ON SUZANNE SOMERS… In September 1964, she was accepted at San Francisco College for Women (commonly referred to as “Lone Mountain College”) on a music scholarship, a Catholic school that is now a campus of the University of San Francisco • Initially, got the role of Jill Munroe in “Charlie’s Angels” (1976) but, lost it to Farrah Fawcett-Majors • Was fired from “Three’s Company” (1977), in the 1980-81 season, by demanding $150,000 an episode, and 10% ownership of the program, also for breach of contract • She was also the brunette walking along the beach of the opening credits of the first 3 seasons of “Three’s Company” and was wearing a wig • Was named Las Vegas’ Female Entertainer of the Year in 1986 • She and Joyce DeWitt did not speak for almost 20 years • Appeared in two Playboy cover feature nude pictorials • in 1980 and 1984Somers is the author of the memoir of her unhappy childhood, Keeping Secrets, which was a New York Times best-seller for twenty-one straight weeks
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:32 am
This time you goofed. Suzanne is such a ditz and thinks she can reverse time by taking umptity vitamins, inject substances in her vagina etc. There has to be someone better for this week. I wouldn’t fuck her with a dead dog’s dick.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Not sure how she’s a ditz, but I would also like to partake into injecting substances into her vagina. And at least we both agree on the dead dog’s dick, thing.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:38 am
We may get some mixed opinions,here, but for 62, the broad looks incredible.
June 15th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Geeze Z, whose next week Joyce DeWitt or Audra Lindley?
June 17th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Tommy,
Personally, I don’t think she is as hot as any of the previous HOF inductees, but I must say that for a woman who is 62 years old, she looks pretty good.
One man’s “ditz” is another man’s Cougar Hall of Fame Inductee. Although I’m not sure how anyone who authored a book which was a New York Times best-seller for twenty-one weeks could be a “ditz”.
It’s all subjective whether it be about cigars, or about women. You wouldn’t dog Tommy about his choice of cigars. I don’t understand the point of taking something that is subjective and turning it into an issue.
June 17th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I’ll tell you what I learned: Guys actually do take this pretty damned serious. I appeared on the Ron and Fez Show on XM Satellite a month ago to launch the HOF and the phone lines were lit up for an hour. It’s amazing how passionate men are about hot elder kitties! And that’s why the CHOF exists!
June 18th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Herfin Bigdog, I’m not making an issue out of it. Just giving Tommy the hard time he expects from me. You are correct it is all subjective and besides it’s not like any of us would get to have sex with any of these. Hooray for fantasy.
June 19th, 2009 at 9:51 am
First of all, to straighten you maggots out, the woman was and still is a literal genius, with an IQ well above 150. Any of you who can beat that, take a step forward.
I thought not.
July 18th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Some of these guys are too young to have really appreciated her.I’m with ya Z.