Warning: Check with your doctor before viewing. Guaranteed to turn any gay man straight as an arrow. Just totally like wow.

Perhaps one of the most intense scenes in all of film. It was heavily ad-libbed by Pesci and Liota and the timing is impeccable. Like a clown, I amuse you? Get the f@#k outta here Tommy. This is an absolute all-time classic. Enjoy… capiche?

Even a monster can enjoy the vices in life! Bread, drink, smoke… GOOD!!!

Clean your dirty, dirty balls with Axe! The commercial that’s going nuts on YouTube!

Ozzy Osbourne is still the Master of METAL! See his new video right here -- Let me hear you scream. This absolutely shreds. Crank it up!

Ladies, return those ties you gave for Father’s Day. The manliest candles on earth are here, created exclusively by certified professors of manology. Manly scents like Bait Shop, NEw Baseball Glove, & Chuck Norris Sweat. They’re 1% wax and 99% testosterone!

A Classic you just can’t stop singing from Leary’s NO CURE FOR Cancer Album

This is a spectacular comeback for one of rock’s most prolific bands. I LOVED Layne Stanley, but life goes on and this album is very special. Hey… Somebody Check my brain.

Jack Nicholson being grilled by Lt. Kaffee in one of the most intense scenes that any man-movie has ever delivered! You want me on that wall… you NEED me on that wall!

Burger lovers… this will blow your mind. I’m warning you peeps… DO NOT watch this on an empty stomach. These guys are sensational barbecue maniacs of the first order.