VIDEO: This just may be the most worthwhile 3 minutes and 40 seconds of your life. Please clear this with a trained medical professional before watching.Warning: The music total blows but face it, nobody’s here for the friggin music.

Where can a guy find one of these? Just thought I’d ask…

Nobody on the web will get you hungrier than the BBQ Pit Boys. Cover your keyboard for drool protection, watch the vid, and do your damndest not to eat the screen. Listen, Dude… I warned you!

“Hamburgers… the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!” One of the great scenes in all of Guy Flicks. “Mmm… that IS a tasty burger!”

Hey manly men, here’s how every pro football is made at the only factory in the world that ONLY makes pigskins (which aren’t pigskin.)

The boys at Epic Meal Time are at it again with the world’s most mammoth corn dog -- devoured by a sexy as all hell Canadian brunette. A must watch for the carnivores in the audience.

In all of your life, you have NEVER seen anything like this. A Quail, stuffed inside of a Cornish Hen, stuffed inside of a chicken, inside of a Turkey, then stuffed and smoked inside of a pig… lathered with bacon inside and out.

“The next time I see him, I’m gonna take Lord Stanley’s Cup and shove it up his candy ass!”

VIDEO: Did I mention that this was freakin’ mean? I’m talking downright evil.

I’ve always thought that trick plays at the youth level were bush and cheap, and while I still feel that way, I do admit that this is one hell of a creative ruse.