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JR CIGARS BLOG with the ZMAN

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JR CIGARS BLOG with the ZMAN


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A Couple of Asian American Meltdowns Read the full story

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MEGAN FOX… The EXCLUSIVE Zman Interview?…

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MEGAN FOX… The EXCLUSIVE Zman Interview?…


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Megan Fox just may be the hottest 22 year-old on the planet right about now. The model turned actress has taken Hollywood by storm and yours truly, Tommy Z. was fortunate enough to sit down with this sensational…uh… Read the full story

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Smokin’ Rides

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Smokin’ Rides


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Recently I attended “Bike Night” at JR Cigars in Whippany, New Jersey, with my 13 year old son, Tommy. It was just the gorgeous, perfect night – blue sky and late summer temperatures as motorcycles of every size, make, year, design, and color descended upon the parking lot for four hours of high-tech nostalgia and testosterone. Read the full story

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Those Magical Forces of Nature

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Those Magical Forces of Nature


There’s a force in this universe that men cannot deny themselves. It is so mysterious and powerful that one moment it warms the cockles of your heart, then in the next instant it can tear out your very soul. Gentlemen, you know it simply asThe Cleavage.

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Smart Cars? Not If You’re a MAN’s MAN, God Dammit!

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Smart Cars? Not If You’re a MAN’s MAN, God Dammit!


You ugly little son of a bitch. Yeah, that’s right, I’m talking to you, ya tiny turd… you, you friggin’ fidget on wheels. You think you’re so damned smart, don’t you? Read the full story

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Say…Just How Manly Are You?

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Say…Just How Manly Are You?


Since you’ve landed on this website, it means that there’s a 99% chance that you are of the male species. So the question is – Do you think of yourself as a “Man’s Man?” You probably already consider yourself in that company, but how can you “really” tell for sure? Well, the Zman has come up with a self-examination quiz that will accurately measure your levels of testosterone, guy thoughts, and man sweat.

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The Joizey Stigma

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The Joizey Stigma


Yeah, I Gotta Problem Wit Dat

For those of you across the country who do believe that all people from New Jersey live in a putrid industrial swamp, say fugeddabouit at the drop of a hat, and will whack somebody just for taking their parking space… you really do need a little “Jersey Style” education courtesy of the Zman. Read the full story

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The Urge That Put Us All Here

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The Urge That Put Us All Here


As my son has just hit 14 year’s of age – on his way to earning his Mancard – I’ve noticed his interest in girls getting more and more obvious. Each morning before school he hoses himself down with AXE body spray, and when mixed with Fritos for lunch it makes for an interesting middle-school aphrodisiac. Plus he’s doing a lot of Myspace messaging back and forth with the young ladies, which I say, “kudos little dude.”

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10 Things Ladies Should NEVER Say to Us Guys

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10 Things Ladies Should NEVER Say to Us Guys


While surfing the web daily for ideas to expound upon, I often come across articles on advice that give me a good laugh, and today’s is a perfect example. Read the full story

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ASK ANGRY JIM, Round 2…

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ASK ANGRY JIM, Round 2…


A MESSAGE FROM THE ZMAN

As Grand Poobah of this testosterone fun park, I realize that some of you may have serious issues you need to get off your chest. So I bring you the one and only Angry Jim – a surly son of a bitch who will offer his acerbic solutions to your everyday problems. Jim has a perennial wild hare up his ass (or is it wild hair?) and sugar coating is not a part of his repertoire. Ask this prick your most personal questions at your own risk… Read the full story

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