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Say…Just How Manly Are You?

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Say…Just How Manly Are You?


Since you’ve landed on this website, it means that there’s a 99% chance that you are of the male species. So the question is - Do you think of yourself as a “Man’s Man?” You probably already consider yourself in that company, but how can you “really” tell for sure? Well, the Zman has come up with a self-examination quiz that will accurately measure your levels of testosterone, guy thoughts, and man sweat.

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The Joizey Stigma

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The Joizey Stigma


Yeah, I Gotta Problem Wit Dat

For those of you across the country who do believe that all people from New Jersey live in a putrid industrial swamp, say fugeddabouit at the drop of a hat, and will whack somebody just for taking their parking space… you really do need a little “Jersey Style” education courtesy of the Zman. Read the full story

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Magical Forces of Nature

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Magical Forces of Nature


There’s a force in this universe that men cannot deny themselves. It is so mysterious and powerful that one moment it warms the cockles of your heart, then in the next instant it can tear out your very soul. Gentlemen, you know it simply asThe Cleavage.

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog @ Westminster ll


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This is so hysterical I’m still crying.

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LOCAL YOKEL CONTRACTOR HELL

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LOCAL YOKEL CONTRACTOR HELL


I Pose a Question for you:

Why do “most” (not all, I said most, so don’t anyone get their panties in a wad) local contractors, builders, landscapers, plumbers, masons, lawn care people, handyman fix-it guys NEVER-EVER show up when they say that they are going to? Whether it’s to look at a job, give a price quote, or commence the work, I am guestimating that 8 out of 10 of these guys are the worst business people to roam the earth and just never to stick to what they say they are going to do. And I know that 9 out of 10 of you reading this have been through the agony of dealing with a local-yocal contractor and have your own stories of horror and disbelief. Read the full story

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GROSSLY OVERRATED

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GROSSLY OVERRATED


What do YOU think is grossly OVERRATED?

I got to thinking about things/people/places that are raved about by many and put high upon a pedestal - but I personally don’t get it or remotely agree with it. So I put my own little list down below and please feel free to agree and be my bud, disagree and tear me a new one, or come up with your own deal. Read the full story

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THE WELL ENHANCED MALE

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THE WELL ENHANCED MALE


As a longtime advertising and marketing man, I can appreciate the creative approaches and use of media that companies employ to promote their coveted brands. But, I don’t think there’s a product category with stiffer competition than the male enhancement market. Read the full story

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What, You Think I’m Funny?…I HATE CLOWNS

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What, You Think I’m Funny?…I HATE CLOWNS


Like ha-ha funny, like clown funny…I amuse you?

All the world love a clown. Send in the clowns. And even though your heart is aching, laugh clown laugh. God, what a crock of Shineola.

Every since I was a toddler, I’ve always possessed a disdain for these frightening looking beasts. They are a socially retarded lot, with their floppy red curly hair, bulbous noses, baggy pants and signature over-sized pontoons for shoes. They’re society’s misfits, outcasts from everyday life who sought refuge under the big top, the only place where “their” kind can find acceptance. Read the full story

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GROWING UP ON GOOD OL’ COMIC BOOKS

GROWING UP ON GOOD OL’ COMIC BOOKS


While growing up I was a huge comic book freak and collector. Loved super heroes. I particularly liked Marvel because they had the cooler cats on their side. DC’s heroes were always a little bit lame to me. Read the full story

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Good Luck Wishes From Lew…

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Good Luck Wishes From Lew…


The great Lew Rothman, big cheese and head mogul of JR Cigars took time out of his incredibly busy day to write me an article for this site, filled with wishes of well being and good fortune. I’m not only honored, but practically in tears each time I read his loving words. I was compelled to share this with all of you. So, without further adieu…

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