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Teri Hatcher, COUGAR H.O.F. Week 2 Inductee, 5.25.09

Posted on 26 May 2009


Born: Teri Lynn Hatcher, Palo Alto, CA, December 08, 1964 (Age: 45) • Birth Sign: Sagittarius

			When I first saw Teri Hatcher in 1993 play Lois Lane on the TV series, Lois and Clark, I thought she was one sexy hottie. Some eleven years later she became Susan Mayer on the mega hit, Desperate Housewives, and the role launched her career to a new stratosphere. And in 2009, she is 44 years of age and a full flege cougar if there ever was one… and she is still one sexy hottie!

The popular Ms. Hatcher has had numerous film and television roles. A few faves of mine…her appearance as Sidra, Jerry Seinfeld’s girlfriend, who said about her breasts, “They’re real…and they’re spectacular!” She was also the sexy Bond Girl, Paris Carver in Tomorrow Never Dies -- a role she claims she didn’t enjoy, calling the character artificial and the kind you don’t get any satisfaction from. May I state that if this vixen needs to be satisfied, I would gladly donate my services for a nominal fee. But that’s just the kind of considerate Polack that I am. This chick has been around the block for a few spins -- married twice, dated MacGyver’s Richard Dean Anderson and American Idol host and giddy little midget, Ryan Seacrest. And let me add that if we did happen to spend a night out on the town, I’m making this broad pick up the tab because she gets paid -- are you ready?… A whopping (and incredibly sickening) $285,000 per Desperate Housewives episode! Perhaps my favorite photo of the spunky brunette is the shot of her wrapped in Superman’s cape (see pic below) which was downloaded more times than Rosie O’donnell has made midnight Big Mac runs. Yeah, that’s an awful lotta downloads and Teri remains an awful lotta hottie, making her a preemo pick in the Planet Zman Cougar Hall of Fame.

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FACTOIDS ON TERI HATCHER… Born to Esther Beshur who is a computer programmer, and Owen W. Hatcher who is a nuclear physicist • Was a cheerleader for the 1984 SF 49ers Gold Rush • Teri swore off marriage after two failed marriages • She’s the second youngest actress of the core main cast in Desperate Housewives • Studied acting at the American Conservatory Theater • During the first season of Desperate Housewives, Teri won both a Golden Globe for Lead Actress in a Comedy Series and the SAG Award for Female Actor in a Comedy Series • Was voted “Most Likely to Become a Solid Gold Dancer” by her graduating class in 1982 • She beat out Monica Bellucci for the role of Paris Carver in the 1997 James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies • In 1985, her first acting job was playing a dancing Mermaid on the television series, The Love Boat • At her first auditions for Lois and Clark, Teri admitted on having a crush on her co-star Dean Cain (Superman) • Teri is an only child

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Inaugural Inductee, Salma Hayek

Posted on 13 May 2009


Born: Salma Hayek-Jimenez, Veracruz, Mexico, September 02, 1966 (Age : 44) • Birth Sign: Virgo

			Salma Hayek has a sultry sexiness that really grows on you. And if you look at early photos of the Latin beauty, that’s not all that has grown over the years. I recently read that she is addicted to breastfeeding her child (honest) and maybe that would explain the incredibly swollen glands that rest upon her ribcage area.

None the less, she is a gorgeous woman who captivates fans with her jalapeno voice and vivacious Mexican swagger. I guess what I’m saying is that Salma is just so damned hot. It was her role along side of Antonio Banderas in the 1995 film, Desperado, that gave the actress the recognition she finally deserved; steamy, nasty and violent, the film put her on the radar screen and gave men everywhere a severely hardened Chalupa. I personally loved her in the 1999 Kevin Smith flick, Dogma. With over thirty films and a number of TV shows under her belt, including the role of executive producer on Ugly Betty, the silky black haired hottie was a no-brainer for me to inaugurate as a Cougar Hall of Fame inductee.

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FACTOIDS ON SALMA HAYEK… Hayek is the first Mexican national to be nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress • Amazingly, Salma is speaks four languages: English, Arabic, Spanish, and Portuguese • Daughter of opera singer and talent scout Diana Jimenez and oil company executive Sami Hayek • In 2005 she was the recipient of Time Magazine 25 Most Influential Hispanics • Ranked #18 in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World of 2007 • Chosen by People Magazine as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world in 1996 • Has her own production company that goes by the name of Ventanarosa • Was quite an accomplished gymnast with hopes of competing in the Olympics, but was prevented by her father from being recruited by the Mexican national team • Received an Oscar nomination for the film, Frida • She is Hollywood’s highest paid Latino actress • And get this, she was tossed from a Catholic boarding school as a child because she hired a maid to clean her room.

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Inaugural Inductee, Heidi Klum

Posted on 12 May 2009


Born: HEIDI KLUM, Bergisch-Gladbach, Germany, June 1, 1973 (Age: 35) • Birth Sign: Cancer

			Heidi Klum is the quintessential Supermodel and could choose any man in the world to be her partner. But in typical superstar bizzaro fashion, Ms. Klum married world-renowned singer, Seal, perhaps one of the ugliest son of a bitches to roam the earth. It’s the kind of thing that can sure give a pungent slob like me, great hope.

Heidi is truly a stunning beauty, and when she walks a fashion show runway, every eye is wide open and every jaw dropped. With measurements of 36-27-37, she is sexiness personified and arguably the hottest model in the world right now. Her Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition photos and Victoria’s Secret Angel appearances have made her a household name, and her Guitar Hero “Risky Business” take off commercials give heterosexual males a reason to surf on You Tube and lock the door. (See video below.) She has appeared in a number of feature films and television shows, most memorably playing the love interest of Michael J. Foxes character on Spin City (lucky little bastid.) Yes, she’s a Newbie Cougar and a well-deserved inductee into the Hallowed Hall of Honeys.

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FACTOIDS ON HEIDI KLUM… On April 29, 1992, Klum was voted the winner of 25,000 contestants and offered a modeling contract worth US$300,000 by Thomas Zeumer, CEO of Metropolitan Models New York • Heidi was ranked #46 in FHM Online’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World of 2007 • Daughter of Günther, a cosmetics company executive and mother Erna a hairdresser • She’s the host for the TV show Germany’s Next Top Model • Her nickname is The Body • She wears a size 10 shoe • Her infamous legs are insured for two million dollars • Designed shoes for Birkenstock, jewelry for Mouawad, a clothing line for Jordache, and swimsuits that were featured in the 2002 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue • Was nominated for an Emmy in 2008 for “outstanding host of a reality or reality-competition show” for Project Runway • Married stylist Ric Pipino in 1997 but the couple divorced in 2002 • She is afraid of heights, but not of hideously ugly singers.

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Inaugural Inductee, Jane Seymour

Posted on 08 May 2009


Born: Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg, Hayes and Harlington, Middlesex, United Kingdom, February 15, 1951, (Age 58) • Birth Sign: Aquarius

			Jane Seymour is charming, sensuous, lovely, elegant, and stunningly beautiful…and she’s also divorced four times which just goes to show that looks ain’t everything. But here at Cougar central, looks do play a big part in crowning these lovely ladies as a Hall of Fame pick, and Jane has never been hard on the eyes.

I think the interesting thing about Ms. Seymour is that she has never been typecast in a certain role. From Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, to the Bond thriller, Live and Let Die, to Dancing With the Stars, Seymour has played an eclectic mix of characters and parts. One of my favorites has always been her performance in the film, Somewhere In Time, with Christopher Reeves. And another fave is almost the antithesis, as she played the hot and horny wife of Press Secretary, William Cleary in the hysterical film, Wedding Crashers. And as a real method actor would only do, Jane has admitted to having implants done for the role. She’s a trooper.
Seymour: “Do you like my tits? I just had ‘em done.”
Owen Wilson: “Those… seem like lovely tits. Mrs. Cleary…”
Seymour: “Call me Kat… Call me Kitty Kat, Roooowr..”
At 58 years of age, Ms. Jane Seymour is still smoking hot, and gracefully carries all of the honor and pageantry of a certified Cougar Hall of Fame Inaugural Inductee.

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FACTOIDS ON JANE SEYMOUR… Measurements: 35-24-36 • Married and divorced four times • Her right eye is brown and her left eye is green • Became a U.S. Citizen on February 11, 2005 • Godfather of her son John was Johnny Cash • Official Spokesperson for UNICEF • She is the daughter of a British obstetrician and his Dutch wife, British gynecologist, John Frankenberg, an English Jewish obstetrician of Polish and German origin, and his wife, Mieke Frankenbergan • Acting career began in 1969 with an uncredited role in Richard Attenborough’s film version of Oh! What a Lovely War. Soon afterward she married Attenborough’s son, Michael Attenborough • A celebrity ambassador for the non-profit organization Childhelp • She is the author of eight books • Shares the same name as Henry VIII’s third wife • She rented her home to English rock group Radiohead, who recorded their album OK Computer at the house.

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Inaugural Inductee, Demi Moore

Posted on 08 May 2009


Born: Demetria Gene Guynes, Roswell, New Mexico, November 11, 1962 (Age 47) • Birth Sign: Scorpio

			When I mention females of the cougar variety to fellow lovers of elder ladies, the name Demi Moore is always brought up. REAL guys just love this woman, and rightfully so. With that raspy voice, silky black hair, sparkling eyes, big beautiful smile, and a body that could kill, there’s a reason why a twenty-nine year-old punk like Ashton Kutcher swept this starlet off her feet.

Films like Ghost, A Few Good Men, and Indecent Proposal put her on the map as a bona fide star. GI Jane was a hell of a gutsy role where the actress shaved her dome, got down in the mud, offed a few bad guys, and in one scene of brut anger told her commander, and I quote, “Suck my d#@k!” But it was her role as a go-go hottie in Striptease that had Hollyweird a buzzin’. With a ballsy move, she held a big middle finger high to the critics as she actually stripped on the “Late Show with David Letterman” to dispel rumors that she was too fat for her new movie role. Shwing. A Classique Cougar if there ever was one, Demi Moore was an easy choice for this illustrious inauguration.

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FACTOIDS ON DEMI MOORE… Married three times, presently to actor, Ashton Kutcher • Moore’s film debut was in the 1982 3-D science fiction/horror film, Parasite • She played the part of Jackie Templeton on the ABC soap opera, General Hospital, from 1982-1983 • In August 1991, Moore appeared nude on the cover of Vanity Fair as Annie Leibovitz shot the picture while Moore was seven months pregnant with her daughter • Moore legally changed her last name to Kutcher two years after marrying husband Ashton Kutcher • She is a high school drop out • She hired 3 cameramen to videotape the birth of her first child • First actress to reach 10 million dollar salary mark • Her left eye is green and her right eye is hazel • Voted #22 on VH1’s Hottest Hotties • In 1996, became the highest-paid actress in Hollywood, getting $12.5m for Striptease (1996) • She was chosen by People magazine as one of the 50 most beautiful people in the world [1996] • Demi is part Cherokee Indian.

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Inaugural Inductee, Raquel Welch

Posted on 07 May 2009


Born: Jo Raquel Tejada, Chicago, Illinois, USA September 5, 1940 (age 69) • Birth Sign: VIRGO

			From my very earliest memories of boyhood, Raquel Welch made the blood rush to my lower extremities, causing many an impromptu pup tent in my Flinstones pj’s. It is my personal opinion that Raquel is a true goddess and perhaps the sexiest woman to ever grace the silver screen. Playboy Magazine once called this buxom cat, the most desired woman of the 1970’s.

Even at 68 years old, this Grand Cougare is still built like a brick port-a-john, and through the wonders of plastic surgery, the old gal is still hotter than hell, itself! One surprising fact is that even as a sex symbol, with appearances in R movies and photos in Playboy, Raquel has never posed in the nude. I think she has gotten away with it because her body is voluptuous and her persona just drips with sex. The point being is that she has created such a mystique that just the mere thought of her her baring all can drive a man to the brink of his most carnal desires. With that gorgeous face, big hips, and humongously swollen appendages, I have to rank Ms. Welch at the very top of the Cougar chain.

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EXCLUSIVE PLANET ZMAN QUOTE PROVIDED BY CINEMA RETRO MAGAZINE…

“Raquel Welch was promoted by FOX primarily on the basis of her stunning beauty. In her debut film One Million Years B.C, Welch had little to do but avoid being devoured by dinosaurs and her dialogue consisted of a few grunts. However, the pose of her in a fur bikini from the film’s ad campaign became an iconic pop culture image of the 1960s -- and the poster adorned the bedrooms of countless teenage boys. FOX had her star opposite legendary actors in hit films like Fantastic Voyage, Bandolero! and Lady in Cement. Along the way, she also learned to act and by the early 1970s had garnered respectable reviews for her performances in films like Kansas City Bomber and Hannie Caulder. Although Welch epitomized the image of the Hollywood sex kitten, she never appeared nude or even topless. In a recent interview, she attributed it to -- believe it or not -- being self-conscious about the appearance of her nipples! Still a head-turner, many fans hope she might change her mind.”
- Lee Pfeiffer, Editor in Chief, Cinema Retro magazine www.cinemaretro.com

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FACTOIDS ON RAQUEL WELCH… Playboy magazine’s list of the 100 sexiest stars of the twentieth century placed Welch third -- right behind Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield • Welch’s parents are Armand Carlos Tejada, a Bolivian immigrant of Castilian Spanish extraction, and his American wife, Josephine Sarah Hall • Attended San Diego State College on a theater arts scholarship • Has been married four times, the first to her high school sweetheart, James Welch • First featured role was in 1966 sci-fi film classic Fantastic Voyage, but the movie One Million Years BC was her first big breakthrough • She performed the first interracial love scene with Jim Brown in the movie, 100 Riffles • Won the 1973 Golden Globe for best actress in the Three Musketeers • The Raquel Welch Total Beauty and Fitness Program was published in 1984. The book, written by Welch herself, includes a Hatha Yoga fitness program, her views on healthy living/nutrition, as well as beauty and personal style • Has two children • Raquel has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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