For those of you across the country who do believe that all people from New Jersey live in a putrid industrial swamp, say fugeddabouit at the drop of a hat, and will whack somebody just for taking their parking space… you really do need a little “Jersey Style” education courtesy of the Zman. Read the full story
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| Born: Marisa Tomei, Brooklyn, New York, December 4,. 1964 (Age: 45) • Birth Sign: Sagittarius |
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| Mona Lisa Vito was the sexy little minx with the screaming New Yawk accent, who told us all the Posi Traction was NOT available on the 1964 Buick Skylark. Her Oscar winning role as best supporting actress in My Cousin Vinny shot Marisa to a new level in Hollywood and Guys just couldn’t get enough of this Brooklyn, born sweetie. | |||||
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Tomei has been one of the most requested women for induction since I started this home for wayward elder babes. Maxim even had her at number 18 in this year’s ‘100 sexiest Females in the World.’ I wouldn’t say that she’s stunningly beautiful, but there’s a natural charm and sexiness she possess that definitely hardens the shell on my cannoli. Bet you didn’t know she was in the Toxic Avenger? Okay, not exactly her most memorable role, as this honey has done some incredible film work, including What Women Want, Welcome to Sarajevo, Chaplin, Wild Hogs, Anger Management, and was nominated for an Oscar for In the Bedroom and The Wrestler. And who can forget her appearance on Seinfeld, playing herself as the girl who was turned on by George Costanza, the quirky little bald guy. But with all the great work she has done, it’s her performance in My Cousin Vinny that I can watch over, and over, and over. (See the You tube clip below of her courtroom testimony.) Ms. Tomei is without question a most worthy nominee as the 14th gal inducted into the COUGAR Hall of Fame.
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FACTOIDS ON MARISA TOMEI… Daughter of Patricia “Addie,” an English teacher, and Gary A. Tomei, a trial lawyer • She attended Boston University for a year, transferring to New York University in 1983 • Acted on the daytime soap opera, As the World turns • She received a Screen Actor’s Guild Award nomination for Outstanding Female Supporting Actor for Nick Cassavetes’ Unhook the Stars • She received an American Comedy Award nomination for Funniest Supporting Actress for Tamara Jenkins’ Slums of Beverly Hills • She was nominated for a Satellite Award, as Best Supporting Actress for What Women Want • Won a Gracie Allen Award for Supporting Actress in a Drama Series for her work in 0n the TV show, Rescue Me • Rumors circulated that she hadn’t actually won the Oscar in My Cousin Vinny and that presenter Jack Palance had read the wrong name — either by mistake or as a joke. (PricewaterhouseCoopers, the firm that handles the balloting process, said that she legitimately won.)
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By Izzy Jaecks
Cheeseheads everywhere are burning their copies of Something About Mary at a rampant pace this evening, all because one Bret Fav – ra has flip flopped more than a flap jack cook at a Waffle House. The immortal number four has turned into the ultimate attention whore and Wisconsin native and PlanetZman contributing writer, Izzy Jaecks has had enough of his insipid blather.
Here in Wisconsin, you can’t go even one day without hearing a Favre update… and today, that update is: He’s signed with the Minnesota Vikings, the “sworn enemy” of the Green Bay Packers, the team that made Favre great in the first place.
The Packers made Favre great? Well, DUH… Sure he’s statistically one of the best QB’s of ALL TIME, but ya don’t achieve greatness in a vacuum. And not only was he a GREAT player, the Packers were—and are– a GREAT team. The Packers are the oldest team in the NFL still under the same name and still in the same city… they’ve been around SINCE 1919! They are owned by the RESIDENTS of Green Bay… always have been and probably always will be… and gained iconic status by winning the first TWO Super Bowls. Sure we were lucky to have had Favre as 
our QB for 16 seasons, but HE was really the lucky one to have been a part of that kind of blue-collar history.
Sure, he retired from Green Bay when he might have had a good season or two left in him, but sixteen years is a sweet run for any professional football player. Better to retire before your run goes sour and you become a washed-up has been still trying to compete with the young blood. His departure was touching and tear-filled… aww. But WAIT! He’s changed his mind! “I miss football!” he says. Well “yay” we Wisconsinites said, until we find out he’s decided that he doesn’t think the Packers have a shot at the Super Bowl… He instead signs with… the New York Jets.
OK fine. Many in Wisconsin tentatively support his decision and try to not harbor too many feelings of betrayal. The 2008 season comes and goes, neither the Packers nor the Jets go all the way, and Favre hangs up jersey again, promising, “this time I’m REALLY retired. Until today…
Rumors have been flying around for months, but today the rumors become true when Brett put on his newest Number Four: the purple and gold of the Minnesota Vikings. Guess what, Brett. Wisconsin simply doesn’t like you anymore. We’re done here.
Have fun and don’t hurt yourself out there, old man…
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| Born: Elizabeth Jane Hurley, Hampshire, England, June 10, 1965 (Age : 44) • Birth Sign: Gemini | ||||
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For the record – actor Hugh Grant dated Liz Hurley for quite sometime… until he was caught hanging with a skanky black hooker in LA. And THAT gets a rousing WTF??? from me and every red blooded man I know. After viewing the pics below, you may agree that Ms. H. is one of the sexiest women we have featured to date.
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Bright, articulate, charming, cute, and sexy beyond imagination, Liz Hurley makes men produce testosterone triple their normal levels. At 44, she’s been around a while, but it was her appearances as Vanessa Kennsington in the Austin Powers movies that got US audiences pining for this bodacious Brit. It’s a safe bet that Hurley could have her pick of any man in the world, and did just that by marrying Indian textile magnate, Arun Nayar. At the wedding, singer Elton John gave Liz away as he was no doubt, the honorary mother of the bride. As a model, actress, and owner of her own line of swimwear, this bedazzling beauty was an easy choice as the latest edition to the COUGAR Hall of Fame. And may I again go on record as stating that Hugh Grant is completely out of his bloody f@#king mind.
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FACTOIDS ON ELIZABETH HURLEY… • Her film debut in a Hollywood movie was in the Wesley Snipes action drama Passenger 57 • Spokesperson and model for Estee Lauder • Was quoted as saying, “I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” • Named #45 in FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World • special supplement • She claims to have not watched television since 1979 • Says she gets her “hot-date look” by eating vast quantities of watercress soup • Her Irish father was a major in the British Army, while her Anglican mother was a teacher at Kempshott Infant School • In 2000, she was publicly criticized for breaking a five-month acting strike to film an Estée Lauder advertisement, for which she was fined $100,000 by the Screen Actors Guild and labeled “Elizabeth Scably” by protesters • In April 2005, Elizabeth Hurley Beach, her beachwear line that she also models every summer, was launched at Harrods in the UK • She owns a fully organic 400 acre farm where she raises animals for slaughter MAKE SURE YOU CAST YOUR VOTE FOR MS. CATHERINE BELOW HER PHOTOS
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