Here’s three great toys for the Man who wants everything!

Burton Love Boards Series – BURTON / PLAYBOY Collaboration

Now you can glide your hot ass through the cold drifts as snowboard maker Burton and Playboy have teamed up to create the Burton Love Series which should be shredding the slopes sometime in late 2008. You can really “bone-up” on your skills as Burton has pushed the envelope with their controversial “bare it all” designs. These awesome boards feature all the latest technology without any of that overrated clothing getting in the way. And the beauty of it all is that you can ride these honeys all day long and they never talk back!

Burton 2008 Love Snowboard Features:

* SHAPE: Twin
* FLEX: Twin
* BASE: Sintered Vision
* CORE: Park Fly II™ Core with Dualzone™ EGD™ and Negative Profile
* FIBERGLASS: NEW Dual Density Triax™ Response
* SIDEWALLS: 10:45™
* EDGES: NEW Park Edge with Rail Ready™ Tune
* EXTRAS: Pro-Tip™, Elliptical Kicks, and Infinite Ride™

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Colibri Xtreme II High Altitude Lighter

If Bear Grylls of Man vs. Wild or Les Stroud, the Survivorman happen to enjoy a good stogie, well, then this is the lighter that will give them both a petrified woodie. Colibri claims this blue-flame torch lighter is the world’s first “high altitude lighter” and works up to 13,000 feet. Plus they claim it is waterproof and will light your precious puro even in the most severest of howling winds. The case has a built-in compass, lanyard, stainless steel belt clip and screw on/off cap.

Now if only it will work after 3 months of use, only time will tell. (If you’re an avid cigar smoker and user of torch lighters, you know what the hell I’m talking about.)

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The Micro-Max 19-in-1 Multi-Tool

This little sucker looks like the Transformer’s Optimus Prime’s baby brother, but in reality is an amazing self contained tool kit that blows away your everyday Swiss Army Knife. It’s rugged, strong, durable, and when folded down, it fits in the palm of your hand. For thirteen bucks you’ve got yourself a regulation, handy-dandy tool kit you can take anywhere. As long as it’s not one of those bad-guy robots, you’ll be just fine. Megan Fox not included. (Damn)
* 2 Hex Wrenches (1/4″, 7/16″)
* 6 Screwdrivers (#0,1,2 Flat and #0,1,2 Phillips)
* Pliers
* Bottle Opener
* Wire Cutter & Stripper
* Wire Crimper
* Hand Drill
* File
* 2 Rulers (mm and inch)
* 2 Ruler Extensions (mm and inch)
* Solid Stainless Steel
* Quick Release from Key Ring